1
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On the plus side,
it still fits.

2
00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,598
I was hoping to never feel
wool on my skin again.

3
00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,893
There he is.
Welcome back.

4
00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,020
Thank you, sir.
Happy to be here.

5
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,939
Ready to ace my second chance.

6
00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,815
It's just...

7
00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,817
Are the long sleeves necessary?

8
00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,779
You fell as far as you could
without getting bounced.

9
00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,322
You have to earn your way back
to short sleeves.

10
00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,075
I know it's a bummer,

11
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,953
but I'm excited
to have you back on patrol...

12
00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,788
for a little while.

13
00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,581
So what's happening?

14
00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,793
Am I riding solo, or are you
pairing me with someone?

15
00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,587
It's... it's not really
my call to make.

16
00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,506
But you know the answer.

17
00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,841
I should really let Tim
tell you.

18
00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,595
But you won't, because UCs
have a blood bond of honesty

19
00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,597
that will last
until the apocalypse.

20
00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,224
So spill it.

21
00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,351
I'm just the messenger.

22
00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,769
I don't understand.

23
00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,646
Well, you won't be riding
with me anymore.

24
00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,646
Then who?

25
00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,815
You're gonna
be training Penn.

26
00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,400
Are you kidding?

27
00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,193
Not only do I have to go
back into the suck

28
00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,945
that is uniformed
police work...

29
00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,447
Not only do I have to walk
a high-wire act to perfection

30
00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,658
every minute of the day
for the next six months,

31
00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,660
I'm getting paired
with a training officer

32
00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,412
so legendarily cantankerous,

33
00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,497
she makes Tim Bradford
look like Mr. Rogers?

34
00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,916
I'm getting stuck
with a Texas lemon

35
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,836
who should have been fired
for a multitude of reasons?

36
00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,713
- Yes.
- Yes.

37
00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,225
And you heard
the mechanic say

38
00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,311
that he would
get it done today?

39
00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,521
He said those actual words?
- Yes.

40
00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,315
Even though last time,
it took him over a week

41
00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,899
to order the parts?

42
00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,944
Hey, I put the fear of God
in him, okay?

43
00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,155
It'll be done by 5:00.
- Oh.

44
00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,116
Luna, my savior.
Room 314 is imploding.

45
00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,159
Of course it is.

46
00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,660
I knew we were in trouble

47
00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,704
as soon as the third
estranged child showed up.

48
00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,333
I prescribed antibiotics
for his pneumonia

49
00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,251
and therapy
for the rest of them.

50
00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,918
I'm sure
they'll get right on that.

51
00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,504
Mm-hmm.

52
00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,465
I don't think we've met.
- Right.

53
00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,800
Oliver Ashton,
this is my husband, Wade.

54
00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,594
- Nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you.

55
00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,012
I don't think I've seen you
around here before.

56
00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,472
Yeah, just started
a couple months ago.

57
00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,265
Spent the last
five years working

58
00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,517
for Doctors Without Borders.
- Noble.

59
00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,895
It's nothing compared
to what you do every day.

60
00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,772
I'm doing assessments.

61
00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,733
If 314 asks for me, tell them
I got carried off by a twister.

62
00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,529
Um, nice guy.

63
00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,490
He makes us all look
like underachievers.

64
00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,783
Mm.

65
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,035
Thank you for the ride
and for taking my car in,

66
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,537
which you should
probably go do now,

67
00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,290
or else he's gonna blame us for
not getting it finished today.

68
00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,335
Mm.

69
00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,450
Listen, Nolan and I have
thoughts on how

70
00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,327
to train Miles going forward.
- Keep 'em.

71
00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,079
You both had your chance.
- Nyla...

72
00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,289
What are you gonna tell me
that I don't already know?

73
00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,083
He's a cowboy
because he's insecure?

74
00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,293
That... that was clear
to some of us on day one.

75
00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,837
Now he is a hot mess

76
00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,631
who's gonna hit the streets
so scared to make a mistake

77
00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,509
that he will panic-freeze
the second the adrenaline hits.

78
00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,845
So, no, I will chart
my own course.

79
00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,681
Thank you.

80
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,851
I think she's got it handled.

81
00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,149
Morning.
- What?

82
00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,693
I said good morning.
Did you mean to get off here?

83
00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,820
Um...

84
00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,405
no, task force floor.

85
00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,407
I'm sorry, I'm just
a little distracted.

86
00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,742
Everything okay?

87
00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,163
Yeah.
Yeah, uh, I don't know.

88
00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,666
I found this in Luna's car,

89
00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,918
and a pair
of fancy men's sunglasses.

90
00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,962
That doesn't
necessarily mean anything.

91
00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,338
No, of course not.

92
00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,756
I'm... I'm sure
it doesn't mean anything.

93
00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,593
Yeah, yeah.

94
00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,929
Just, um, you ever just, uh...

95
00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,640
Never mind.

96
00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,267
Sir, if I may.

97
00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,769
There's two paths
you can take here.

98
00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,896
The first is...

99
00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,397
talk to your wife.

100
00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,066
Odds are there's
a very simple explanation.

101
00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,652
The second is...

102
00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,945
you know, snoop.

103
00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,573
I highly recommend the first.

104
00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,367
Thank you.

105
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,293
Just had to see me,
or is there a problem?

106
00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,128
Your mom.

107
00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,421
Now what did she do?

108
00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,798
Well, have you not been
following our group chat?

109
00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,175
No, I muted that thing

110
00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,927
the second you set it up
for the three of us.

111
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,011
- Tim.
- I know.

112
00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,805
I have a problem
with communication.

113
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,097
This is not funny.

114
00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,266
Your mom has texted us 11 times
in the past hour,

115
00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,602
and you're being radio silent,
so I have to answer.

116
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,729
- No, you really don't.
- Uh...

117
00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,106
You don't. It's not your job
to fill the silence.

118
00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,234
In fact, the sooner you stop,

119
00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,236
the sooner she'll abandon
the thread

120
00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,987
and stop sending
blurry pictures

121
00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,240
of relationship quizzes
from ancient "Cosmo" magazines

122
00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,699
she has lying around.

123
00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,494
So you are following
the thread.

124
00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,788
- I may have seen one or two.
- Mm-hmm.

125
00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,206
I'll text her, okay?

126
00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,041
It's not your weight to carry.

127
00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,002
She's my mom.
- Okay. Thank you.

128
00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,255
That's all I ask.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

129
00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,638
Oh, howdy,
Detective Harper.

130
00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,015
Uh, I want to say how thrilled
I am to be training with you.

131
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,268
You want your nickname
to be "Ass Kisser"?

132
00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,270
- No, ma'am.
- Then rethink your approach.

133
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,647
Yes, ma'am.

134
00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,442
So what is your goal

135
00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,486
for the next six months
of training?

136
00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,946
Learn from my mistakes.

137
00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,907
Try not to get myself
in situations I can't handle.

138
00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,118
So play it safe?

139
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,620
I'm one screwup away
from getting bounced.

140
00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,873
What am I supposed to do?

141
00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,303
Okay, so here's
how today is gonna go.

142
00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,681
You are the TO.
I am the rookie.

143
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,224
I don't understand.

144
00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,602
You will teach me the job
as if I were a day-one rookie

145
00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,562
and take the lead
on every call we get,

146
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,063
and at the end of shift,

147
00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,774
I will decide whether
you are worth my effort.

148
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:44,653
Yes, ma'am...
or should I say "Boot"?

149
00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,614
I'm just gonna stick
with ma'am.

150
00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,073
Mm-hmm.

151
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,743
This is nice.

152
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,828
You know, back together again,
without the pressure

153
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,330
of being evaluated.

154
00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:58,709
I can really let
my freak flag fly.

155
00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:02,755
No, no, not... not that
I have one, like, a freak flag.

156
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,007
Like, no... no hidden
freak agenda over here.

157
00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,467
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

158
00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,178
Don't worry.
Your freak-ret's safe with me.

159
00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,597
Wait, what?
Oh, I see.

160
00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,725
No, no, but seriously,
I have no freak-rets.

161
00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:18,938
<i>7-Adam-15, 2-11
at 47163 San Vicente.</i>

162
00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,940
Copy that.
Show us responding.

163
00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,066
Hit it, super freak.

164
00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,218
Police!

165
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,722
Police!

166
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,444
Police.
- Is it over?

167
00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,240
Yeah, why don't you come out
where we can see you?

168
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,158
We were just
in the middle of filming

169
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,244
when two guys
with guns came in,

170
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,496
stole all of our equipment,
and shot the place up.

171
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,581
- Okay, filming what?
- Minion erotica.

172
00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,000
- Zac, not the time.
- Sorry.

173
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,001
It's called Dropout TV.

174
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,795
We do shows
based around improv comedy.

175
00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,255
I own the company.
- Oh, there he goes.

176
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,673
He owns the place.
He owns the place.

177
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,007
Anna...

178
00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,509
There's, like,
a weird power dynamic,

179
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,385
but we're friends,
but he's our boss.

180
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,887
Jacob, you guys act
like I'm obsessed with myself.

181
00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,723
Okay, can we just
stay on track?

182
00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,267
Doubtful. Sorry, no.
Sorry. We won't.

183
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,185
Right, I think
the path forward here

184
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,854
is to take witness statements
from each of them...

185
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,105
separately.
- Mm-hmm.

186
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,066
And you can put
your hands down.

187
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,276
- Oh, thank God.
- Whew.

188
00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,944
All right,
in your own words,

189
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,946
just tell me what happened.
- Wow, okay, yeah.

190
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,948
Um, I first got into comedy

191
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,659
after being bullied
in middle school.

192
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,078
Okay, so where were you
when the robbery took place?

193
00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,747
Your Honor,
let the record show

194
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,832
that it could not have been me,
for I was at the studio

195
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,584
when the crime occurred.
- Well, this isn't a courtroom.

196
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,294
You're a witness,
not a suspect.

197
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,670
I could have committed
the crime.

198
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,380
I could have been,
you know, like, colluding.

199
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,590
Were you?

200
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,091
I thought you said
I wasn't a suspect.

201
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,801
Okay, you're making me nervous.
I did the crime.

202
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,428
No, I didn't.
I'm panicking. I'm panicking.

203
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,680
Yeah, I can't believe we lost
all the footage we shot today.

204
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,348
I probably did some
of my best,

205
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,892
most important work
of my career.

206
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,102
My Dame Judi Butthole bit
killed.

207
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,479
Did the suspects
have accents

208
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,939
or any distinctive
vocal qualities?

209
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,859
Yeah, when you say accents,
do you mean, like...

210
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,069
Hey, I'm a guy
from, like, Birmingham!

211
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,321
I'm here to rob your place!

212
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,323
Or... or maybe he was, uh...

213
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,158
An Appalachian hillbilly

214
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,202
with a sinus infection.

215
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,745
I promise to answer
your question,

216
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,413
but can I just ask you
something first?

217
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,414
- No.
- Okay.

218
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,999
So I just need, like,
a regular,

219
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,417
not-funny person's opinion
of this.

220
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,336
Like, which version is funnier?

221
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,338
A guy who is trying
to give a eulogy,

222
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,839
but he's holding in a sneeze,

223
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,424
or a guy who's giving a eulogy,

224
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,510
but he's being attacked
by invisible egrets?

225
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,386
And don't answer yet.
I have to show you.

226
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,263
Perhaps he was a vampire...

227
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,057
From Down Under...

228
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,267
Who, uh...
who has really bad anxiety.

229
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,937
I want to suck your blood,
but I'm a little scared.

230
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,231
Oh, it's kind of
coming back to me.

231
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,357
The suspect's license plate?

232
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,275
No,
my Dame Judi Butthole bit.

233
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,486
Do you mind if I do it real
quick so it doesn't escape me?

234
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,364
Ooh, record me on your body cam
and then text it to me.

235
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,074
And then
I started Dropout TV.

236
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,618
What was your question again?

237
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,578
Hey, hi. I don't know
how helpful this is,

238
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,580
but one of the robbers
must have dropped their wallet

239
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,666
when they were robbing
the control room.

240
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,085
Wait, I know you.
Uh, you're the drone kid!

241
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,879
Dax. Dan.
- Dash, but close enough.

242
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,340
He let you use the drone?
He straight up told me no.

243
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,259
Okay, well, you wanted to
film Mr. Reich in his backyard

244
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,427
doing yoga
for blackmail purposes.

245
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,221
Am I the only one that went
to the HR meeting?

246
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,181
- We have HR?
- We had an HR meeting?

247
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,642
I need a background check
on Mark Wyatt.

248
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,352
I thought you were moving
to Vegas with your mom.

249
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,813
Yeah, uh, that didn't work
out, so we moved to LA.

250
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,898
My mom always wanted
to be a hand model,

251
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,025
which is going as well
as you would expect.

252
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,777
So I got a part-time job
with these lunatics...

253
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,404
lovely people...

254
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,322
while, uh, I wait to graduate
high school.

255
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,575
Our suspect, Mark Wyatt,
has priors...

256
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,327
assault and for public nudity.
- At the same time?

257
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,371
What would that look like?
- I've been thinking about it.

258
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,707
I feel like...
- No, no, no, it's katanas.

259
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,168
All right,
we're gonna go pick him up,

260
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,420
and we'll be in touch.

261
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,755
Lots of luck.

262
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,967
Pew, pew!

263
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:23,640
Um, tell me the six rules
of a traffic stop.

264
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,437
Why'd you do that?

265
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,772
Is my training officer
asking why a patrol officer

266
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,399
would listen to
a police scanner

267
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,734
and not just wait
for dispatch calls?

268
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,736
I guess.

269
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,988
When evaluating a rookie,
a training officer

270
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,490
wants to see how they respond
to different scenarios.

271
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,410
With a rookie who is looking
to get into trouble,

272
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:46,496
the calls they choose
can be illustrative.

273
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,666
<i>Armed suspect just abandoned
his car on freeway.</i>

274
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,335
<i>He's shooting! Watch out!
He's running!</i>

275
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,170
<i>Foot pursuit!
Heading east on Benedict!</i>

276
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,422
Add us to that call.
Mm.

277
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,762
Trainee, why wouldn't we want
to respond to that call?

278
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,181
Travel time to call
is approximately 15 minutes.

279
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,975
A shots-fired call means
that every available unit

280
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,519
in the area will respond.

281
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,481
As last arrivals,
we will likely miss the action

282
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,483
and be tasked with looking
for shell casings

283
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,861
in the hot sun
for the next five hours.

284
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,448
Right.
I mean, uh, good answer.

285
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,242
Let's look for a closer call.

286
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,744
<i>All units, silent alarm
at Lincoln Bank and Trust.</i>

287
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,287
<i>2-11 in progress.</i>

288
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,831
Bank robbery. Hot damn,
we're taking that one, right?

289
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,833
- Yes, sir. Although...
- A-although what?

290
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,378
A thoughtful TO
might inform his rookie

291
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,589
that most bank robberies
can be measured in minutes.

292
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,925
And given our proximity
and the units that are closer,

293
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,803
it might be prudent to focus

294
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,974
on the bank robber's possible
escape route and intercept.

295
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,767
In case they manage
to get away

296
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,186
before police arrive... smart.

297
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,730
So the route they would take
to escape would be...

298
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,692
They would head
for the 10/110 freeway exchange

299
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,111
and try to get lost in the
chaos of Los Angeles traffic.

300
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,405
Which means that they
would have to drive up...

301
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,031
Georgia Street.

302
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,550
Hands!
Show me your hands!

303
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:25,846
Ple... please.

304
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,976
Please help.
I think she's dying.

305
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,190
I think she's dying.

306
00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:41,030
Okay, we have
two GSW victims.

307
00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:43,866
Patient number one, GSW in the
left upper quadrant abdomen,

308
00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,784
now grossly distended and firm.

309
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:47,745
Critically unstable,
recommend OR, stat.

310
00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:50,080
- I'll stay with them.
- Sounds right.

311
00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:52,291
Are you investigating this one?
- No, we are.

312
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,169
That is sweet, but you are
the hotshot detective.

313
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,755
I'm just a lowly
patrol officer.

314
00:13:57,756 --> 00:14:00,883
You're still a detective,
but I get your point.

315
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,343
Did either of them mention
the third bank robber?

316
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,679
Uh, no.
I didn't realize there was one.

317
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,306
Yeah, security guard said
there were three of them,

318
00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,599
all masked and armed.

319
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,434
Third robber disappeared
when the shooting started.

320
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,436
Must have laid low
as the other two escaped,

321
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,396
then snuck away
into the chaos afterwards.

322
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:15,856
We're pulling
security footage now.

323
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:19,485
Hopefully we can get a before
and after the mask came off.

324
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:20,944
How's your rookie?

325
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,197
Mm, I don't know yet.

326
00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:25,407
You know you can't bounce him
from the program, right?

327
00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,534
What?
I was looking forward to it.

328
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,703
He's not the only one
being evaluated, Nyla.

329
00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:31,914
You need to be made of wins
while you're back on patrol.

330
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:33,624
Firing a rookie
would be seen as a loss,

331
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,876
and you can't give IA reason
to punish you more

332
00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:38,004
or, worse, fire you.

333
00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:41,673
Oh, Lieutenant.

334
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:43,550
Hey.
Um, are you all right?

335
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,177
I mean, other than the uniform.

336
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,304
Yeah, we caught
two bank-robbery suspects.

337
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,139
Penn is in there
watching over them

338
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,516
while they get prepped
for surgery.

339
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,184
You here to see Luna?

340
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,268
Yeah, I'm gonna
take her out to lunch.

341
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,479
- Oh, that's sweet.
- That's sweet.

342
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,106
Well, yeah.

343
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:59,650
Excuse me.

344
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:06,281
Luna.

345
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,325
Hey, what are you doing here?

346
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:10,327
Thought I'd take
my wife to lunch.

347
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,830
Oh, that's so sweet,
but Oliver

348
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:15,499
is about to do his assessments,
and I accompany

349
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,751
in case any patient-advocate
questions come up.

350
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:19,002
You can join us,

351
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,004
but it's gonna be
a lot more bodily fluids

352
00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:23,549
than a normal person
wants to see in a day.

353
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,676
You'd be surprised
what a cop sees in a day.

354
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:27,553
Good point.

355
00:15:27,554 --> 00:15:29,388
I shouldn't be too late.

356
00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:31,306
Why don't we go to dinner?

357
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:32,724
Don't make a date
you can't keep.

358
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,309
I can keep it.

359
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,936
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

360
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,729
All right, good.

361
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,691
It really was sweet
you came to take me to lunch.

362
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:44,278
Um, look, Luna, um...

363
00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:46,363
Hey, we... we need help.

364
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,157
Let me guess.
You're glued together.

365
00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,117
You say that
like it happens a lot.

366
00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,326
More than you know.

367
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:52,995
Did you drive here like that?

368
00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:54,538
Well, we didn't take the bus.

369
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:57,458
Hey, I can't help
but to notice

370
00:15:57,459 --> 00:16:00,294
by the position of your hands
that you were engaged

371
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:03,005
in a domestic dispute
gone sticky.

372
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,298
No, no, no, no.

373
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:07,718
Um, she was just caressing
my face.

374
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,344
While you choked her?

375
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:12,097
Uh, not all choking
is nonconsensual.

376
00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:13,682
- Huh.
- I'm gonna go get the doctor.

377
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:16,560
Wait, wait, wait, um...

378
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:20,189
Please tell me there
is not glue on your hand.

379
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,357
I wish that I could.

380
00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:50,886
Why can't you
just come in here?

381
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,512
Because I'm mad at you.

382
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,097
It's not enough
that I have a busy day,

383
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,849
I have to run damage control
on your dysfunction?

384
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,851
I was trying to take
my mom off your plate.

385
00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,312
By telling her
to not contact me?

386
00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:02,647
I want to have a relationship
with your mother,

387
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,691
but not whatever
this has become.

388
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,653
- All right, I'll text her.
- No. Hey, come on, please.

389
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:09,570
Call her today, okay?

390
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,449
An actual human conversation.

391
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,120
Later.

392
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,918
I'm telling you,
I lost my wallet yesterday.

393
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:24,962
Oh, convenient timing,

394
00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:26,338
given we found it at the scene

395
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,215
of an armed robbery
this morning.

396
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:31,093
Convenient is
such lazy framing.

397
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:34,429
The universe is an infinitely
complicated place.

398
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,473
You know,
you show your ignorance

399
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:38,308
acting like coincidences
are impossible.

400
00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,561
The sheer amount of things
happening on a single day

401
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:42,854
number in the sextillions.

402
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,773
Okay, that's
a made-up number.

403
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:47,484
No, it's not. A sextillion
is a thousand trillion.

404
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,945
And given that
the world is populated

405
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,655
with over 8 billion people,

406
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,158
I'm probably
way underestimating.

407
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,577
No, I'm definitely
underestimating.

408
00:17:57,578 --> 00:18:00,747
There's over 10 quintillion
insects in the world.

409
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:04,293
That's over one billion
per person.

410
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:07,254
So, given that scale,
me losing a wallet,

411
00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,256
a criminal picking it up,
and then dropping it

412
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,258
at a crime scene
isn't unlikely.

413
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:13,093
Statistically,
it's almost a given.

414
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:15,262
Well, we're still gonna
put you in a lineup

415
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,389
and see if the victims
can identify you.

416
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,474
That's fair.

417
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:22,394
How many of that, uh...
quintillion?...

418
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:25,314
quintillion insects
are spiders?

419
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,482
Oh, at least a quadrillion.

420
00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:29,735
There's 53,000 species

421
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:31,903
on every continent
except Antarctica.

422
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,989
I might have to move
to Antarctica.

423
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,741
- Not today, though, right?
- No.

424
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:39,119
Today we see if Mark
loses the lineup lottery.

425
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,420
Hmm, it's just
like the movies...

426
00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,922
- Yeah.
- With as much diversity.

427
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,758
Check, test.

428
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:55,677
All right, we are about to
show you a lineup of six men.

429
00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:58,013
The person or persons
involved in the robbery

430
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,557
may or may not be among them.

431
00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:02,851
Afterwards, I'm going
to ask you, individually,

432
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,227
if you recognize anyone.

433
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,563
But do not compare notes

434
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,316
and do not discuss the suspects
amongst each other.

435
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,985
Do you understand?
- Yes, Daddy.

436
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,822
Okay, the guy that's number
one looks like a tech bro

437
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,866
that speaks about himself
in the third person,

438
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,660
and he probably kisses his
immediate family on the mouth.

439
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,746
- Smoochy!
- Okay, wait.

440
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,831
But number three is sort of
giving, like, hey, I'm Chad.

441
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,292
I completely misunderstood
the message of "Fight Club,"

442
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,877
and I don't understand
why my Native American

443
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,420
Halloween costume's
so offensive.

444
00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,631
Number five looks
like he spends

445
00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:34,508
his Friday nights chugging beer
loaded with protein powder.

446
00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:37,302
It's not drinking alone if your
two snakes are in the house.

447
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:38,804
Okay, guys,
let's try to focus.

448
00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,514
I mean, this should be
fairly easy.

449
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:43,642
Uh, do you guys recognize
anyone or not?

450
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,686
Well, they were
all wearing masks,

451
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:48,188
but these guys are
the same basic size.

452
00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:50,816
You know, I feel like I might
recognize the guy's voice

453
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,026
that yelled at us.
- Yeah.

454
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:57,406
Number one, could you
please repeat the phrase?

455
00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:00,075
Shut up and get on the ground.

456
00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:01,868
Okay, I'm unimpressed
with the performance.

457
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,328
Could use
a little more pizzazz.

458
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:05,080
I don't want
to give a line read,

459
00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:06,623
but there's, like,
a hundred guys in LA

460
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,083
that could do a better job
than that.

461
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,751
So question...

462
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:11,711
can you just sort of make them
say whatever you want?

463
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,672
No, they're only gonna say
what was said at the robbery.

464
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:16,174
You guys
thinking what I'm thinking?

465
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,926
Contestant number one,
can you please recite

466
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:19,970
Tommy Lee Jones's speech
from "The Fugitive?"

467
00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:21,346
No, contestant number...

468
00:20:21,347 --> 00:20:23,515
suspect number one,
you do not have to do that.

469
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,183
- I would like it if you did.
- No one's asking.

470
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,727
<i>- I would like it if you did.</i>
- I'll do it.

471
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,228
Yes.

472
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:30,272
I love "The Fugitive."

473
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:32,566
The floor's all yours.

474
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,068
What I want out
of each and every one of you

475
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:37,696
is a hard-target search
of every gas station,

476
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:42,075
residence, warehouse,
farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse,

477
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:44,453
and doghouse in that area.

478
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,788
- He's really good.
- That's really good.

479
00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,415
- Bravo!
- Yeah.

480
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,792
That was really good.

481
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:52,878
Can we see a chemistry read
between four and two?

482
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,546
Okay, okay, okay.

483
00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:57,299
Do you recognize any of these
individuals from the robbery?

484
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,842
I mean, if we say yes,

485
00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,427
can we get them to say
more weird stuff?

486
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:01,761
- No.
- Can we make them kiss?

487
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,263
Ooh, can we make them kiss?

488
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:05,182
Can we see a kiss
between four and two?

489
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:07,434
- That would equal six.
- Ooh!

490
00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,186
That's odd.

491
00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:11,396
Super glue usually comes off
with a bit of acetone.

492
00:21:11,397 --> 00:21:12,898
Do you remember
the brand you used?

493
00:21:12,899 --> 00:21:13,899
- Nope.
- Yes.

494
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:17,444
Uh, I-I think it was like an...

495
00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:18,570
an acetone-resistant...
- Resistant...

496
00:21:18,571 --> 00:21:19,988
Blend.

497
00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:22,032
Heavy-duty stuff.
- Yeah.

498
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,950
I can't really remember
the exact name.

499
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,744
Well, surgery
is a last resort,

500
00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:28,246
but without identifying
the exact adhesive you used,

501
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,998
I'm not sure how else
to proceed.

502
00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:31,500
Can someone go by your house
and get it?

503
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,210
Uh, no.

504
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:35,212
Not... not really.
- I'm happy to do it.

505
00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:37,589
Give me your address.
- No, that's not necessary.

506
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,424
- It's super nice, though.
- Oh, my God, the nicest.

507
00:21:39,425 --> 00:21:42,177
Thank you, um, but we just...
we couldn't ask that of you.

508
00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:44,930
Listen up.
You are glued to my wife.

509
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:47,682
The only person that's supposed
to touch her this long is me,

510
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,351
so give me your address...

511
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:51,478
unless there's something
at your house

512
00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:53,522
you don't want me to see.

513
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:56,733
Something that has to do
with this, perhaps?

514
00:21:56,734 --> 00:22:00,403
I swear
I don't know what that is.

515
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,030
It's a firing pin
for a handgun.

516
00:22:02,031 --> 00:22:03,782
- Oh, my God.
- Crazy.

517
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,909
The question is,
why are the two of you

518
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,079
covered with them?

519
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,792
So Finley is out of surgery.

520
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,461
We should be able
to talk to her soon,

521
00:22:14,462 --> 00:22:17,047
but the, uh... the girlfriend,
Ava, she died on the table.

522
00:22:17,048 --> 00:22:18,715
Damn.

523
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,801
Hard way to learn
not to rob a bank

524
00:22:20,802 --> 00:22:23,011
with a former Green Beret
working as a security guard.

525
00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:24,263
Yeah.

526
00:22:24,264 --> 00:22:26,014
Hey, as my rookie,

527
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:27,934
shouldn't you be doing
the paperwork?

528
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:32,563
Yeah, had to give it a shot.
- Mm-hmm.

529
00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:34,231
All right,
I requested an officer

530
00:22:34,232 --> 00:22:35,524
to come watch over Finley.

531
00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:37,484
We should get back
out on patrol.

532
00:22:37,485 --> 00:22:39,236
Actually, we have been asked
to take a first run

533
00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:40,863
at interviewing Finley.

534
00:22:40,864 --> 00:22:43,240
Lopez is tied up with the feds,
combing through bank footage,

535
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:45,534
trying to figure out
how the third robber escaped.

536
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:47,536
And as her former partner...

537
00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:50,038
fu... future partner, yeah, um...

538
00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,790
she trusts
your detective skills.

539
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,000
Exactly.

540
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,751
And unfortunately for you,

541
00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:58,338
I still need my TO
to show me how it's done.

542
00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:00,591
Not to break
the fourth wall here,

543
00:23:00,592 --> 00:23:02,676
but you're a literal expert
at interrogating suspects,

544
00:23:02,677 --> 00:23:05,637
and I'm not.

545
00:23:05,638 --> 00:23:08,724
Only way to become
an expert is to do the work.

546
00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:10,350
And as someone whose instincts

547
00:23:10,351 --> 00:23:12,603
are to turn everything
up to an 11,

548
00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:15,063
I am curious to see
how you handle something

549
00:23:15,064 --> 00:23:18,317
that requires nuance
and delicacy.

550
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:26,783
- Hey.
- Hey.

551
00:23:26,784 --> 00:23:29,494
- How long's she been awake?
- Couple minutes.

552
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,830
Anyone tell her
about her partner?

553
00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:34,333
I know I didn't.

554
00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:37,502
- Can I ask you one question?
- Sure.

555
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,631
What's the worst mistake
I can make in there?

556
00:23:40,632 --> 00:23:43,759
Don't make it a competition...
you versus her.

557
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,552
You guys are on the same side.

558
00:23:45,553 --> 00:23:47,138
Yes, ma'am, got it.
Thanks.

559
00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:53,644
Finley, I'm Officer Penn.

560
00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:55,437
This is Detective Harper.

561
00:23:55,438 --> 00:23:57,940
We brought you in.
- Yeah, I remember.

562
00:23:57,941 --> 00:23:59,816
How's Ava?

563
00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:02,361
No one will tell me.

564
00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:04,154
I'm sorry, but...

565
00:24:04,155 --> 00:24:05,864
she didn't survive the surgery.

566
00:24:05,865 --> 00:24:07,367
She had lost too much blood.

567
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,747
No.

568
00:24:13,748 --> 00:24:15,958
Why did he have to shoot her?

569
00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,794
He didn't have to shoot her.
Our guns weren't real.

570
00:24:18,795 --> 00:24:20,754
But they looked real.

571
00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:23,882
People were terrified.

572
00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:26,594
It's not fair.
She only did it because of me.

573
00:24:30,932 --> 00:24:32,432
Why?

574
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:35,435
I've seen your history.
It's spotless.

575
00:24:35,436 --> 00:24:37,479
I couldn't even dream
of getting into Stanford.

576
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,399
Be grateful.

577
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,860
You want to know
why we robbed that bank?

578
00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:47,155
I am $200,000 in debt,

579
00:24:47,156 --> 00:24:49,157
and that's after spending
the last three years

580
00:24:49,158 --> 00:24:50,951
trying to pay off the loan.

581
00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:53,912
It's higher now than it was
when I started.

582
00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:57,124
What hope did we have
at a happy life together,

583
00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:00,877
working two jobs just
to barely stay above water?

584
00:25:00,878 --> 00:25:03,505
Listen, I get it.

585
00:25:03,506 --> 00:25:05,757
I lived in my car
until a few months ago.

586
00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,342
Debt is no joke.

587
00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:09,261
And it could impact
how the DA's office

588
00:25:09,262 --> 00:25:12,472
decides to prosecute you.

589
00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:15,517
But if you want any hope
of leniency... any...

590
00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:17,769
you need to tell us
who your other partner was

591
00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:19,646
in the robbery.
- It was just me and Ava.

592
00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:22,107
We know that there was
a third person that got away.

593
00:25:22,108 --> 00:25:23,817
We're gonna find them
eventually.

594
00:25:23,818 --> 00:25:26,028
But you have an opportunity
to help yourself here.

595
00:25:26,029 --> 00:25:28,822
I strongly urge you take it.

596
00:25:28,823 --> 00:25:31,658
I don't deserve help.

597
00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:34,745
Ava's dead because of me.

598
00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:42,044
Hey, what are you doing here?

599
00:25:42,045 --> 00:25:44,254
Hey, uh, Dropout guys
made me drive them.

600
00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:47,799
Something about a lineup.
- Right, but they left.

601
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,801
Are you kidding?

602
00:25:49,802 --> 00:25:52,262
That's why Sam asked
for the minivan keys.

603
00:25:52,263 --> 00:25:53,680
Okay.
- Sorry.

604
00:25:53,681 --> 00:25:56,141
Can your mom pick you up?
- Yeah, I can call her.

605
00:25:56,142 --> 00:25:58,310
Did they help you
at all with the line...

606
00:25:58,311 --> 00:25:59,978
No, stupid question.

607
00:25:59,979 --> 00:26:02,314
Those guys would have
gone down with the "Titanic"

608
00:26:02,315 --> 00:26:04,066
because they were too busy
making fun of the orchestra

609
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,567
to get on a lifeboat.

610
00:26:05,568 --> 00:26:07,569
Look, don't take this
the wrong way,

611
00:26:07,570 --> 00:26:09,571
but why do you work
with those guys?

612
00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:11,323
They pay me
surprisingly well.

613
00:26:11,324 --> 00:26:12,616
Uh, Nolan?
Sorry.

614
00:26:12,617 --> 00:26:14,409
Are you free?
- Yeah, I can be.

615
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:16,119
I'll see you later?
- Yep.

616
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,412
All right.

617
00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:18,830
So Grey just called.

618
00:26:18,831 --> 00:26:21,833
Uh, Luna is currently glued
to a couple

619
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:24,586
who appears to be manufacturing
and selling ghost guns.

620
00:26:24,587 --> 00:26:26,588
The judge just signed off
on a warrant

621
00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:28,340
for us to go inside and take
a look at their house.

622
00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,175
While they remain glued
to Luna?

623
00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:32,052
That's gonna have to be
our secondary assignment...

624
00:26:32,053 --> 00:26:33,845
identifying the adhesive
they've been using

625
00:26:33,846 --> 00:26:35,347
to assemble the ghost guns

626
00:26:35,348 --> 00:26:37,098
so we can get them
all separated.

627
00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:38,683
And who are these people?

628
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,894
Uh, Poppy
and Jasper Waterson.

629
00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:42,854
Neither of them
have a criminal record,

630
00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:45,065
but at one point or another,
they've both filed

631
00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:46,858
restraining orders
against each other.

632
00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:48,777
I checked out
their social media.

633
00:26:48,778 --> 00:26:50,070
They are both gun enthusiasts,

634
00:26:50,071 --> 00:26:51,571
obviously
in a toxic relationship,

635
00:26:51,572 --> 00:26:53,323
who share an inability
to think things through.

636
00:26:53,324 --> 00:26:54,574
- Wow.
- Yeah.

637
00:26:54,575 --> 00:26:56,326
- Today is an odd one.
- Right? Wait, why?

638
00:26:56,327 --> 00:26:57,786
What's going on with you?

639
00:26:57,787 --> 00:26:59,955
Oh, I can't even explain,
not without crying.

640
00:26:59,956 --> 00:27:02,958
Juarez, we're on the move.
- Coming. Whew.

641
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:05,210
I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.

642
00:27:05,211 --> 00:27:06,962
His girlfriend
corroborated his story

643
00:27:06,963 --> 00:27:08,797
of him losing
his wallet yesterday.

644
00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:11,591
And he was very understanding
about our confusion

645
00:27:11,592 --> 00:27:13,426
and happy to get
his wallet back

646
00:27:13,427 --> 00:27:15,011
once we had it
fingerprinted, yeah.

647
00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:17,013
Mm. Hey, uh, you want
to ride with me?

648
00:27:17,014 --> 00:27:19,683
Ooh.
Can I?

649
00:27:19,684 --> 00:27:22,478
Traitor.

650
00:27:25,808 --> 00:27:27,976
<i>- So did he call his mom?
- I don't know.</i>

651
00:27:27,977 --> 00:27:30,020
<i>I don't think so.</i>

652
00:27:30,021 --> 00:27:32,397
<i>I don't have much confidence
that even if he does,</i>

653
00:27:32,398 --> 00:27:34,483
it'll make things better.
- Mm.

654
00:27:34,484 --> 00:27:36,651
Okay, we're coming up to it.

655
00:27:36,652 --> 00:27:38,237
It's...

656
00:27:40,948 --> 00:27:42,657
Oh.

657
00:27:42,658 --> 00:27:45,619
You know what? Let's, uh...
let's back up a little bit.

658
00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:57,756
What's up?

659
00:27:57,757 --> 00:27:59,716
Three guys are moving stuff
out of that green house

660
00:27:59,717 --> 00:28:01,176
around the corner.

661
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,724
- And by stuff, you mean guns?
- Among other things.

662
00:28:07,725 --> 00:28:09,684
So do we want to go
right at them

663
00:28:09,685 --> 00:28:11,978
or try something more subtle?

664
00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:14,106
A little bit of both?

665
00:28:34,794 --> 00:28:36,169
On the ground!

666
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,588
Step away from the van!

667
00:28:38,589 --> 00:28:40,674
On the ground,
arms and legs spread.

668
00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,720
That could not have
worked out better.

669
00:28:50,351 --> 00:28:52,727
Looks like we
found our adhesive.

670
00:28:52,728 --> 00:28:54,688
- Ooh, I-I wouldn't touch that.
- Good idea.

671
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:56,273
Hey, guys,
I got this out here.

672
00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:57,607
Go inside.

673
00:28:57,608 --> 00:28:59,401
Clear the house.

674
00:28:59,402 --> 00:29:01,611
Nolan sent
a photo of the glue.

675
00:29:01,612 --> 00:29:02,779
Thank God.

676
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:05,031
Oh, did he, uh...
did he see anything else

677
00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:07,534
while he was there?

678
00:29:07,535 --> 00:29:10,537
Hey, I just got
the exact epoxy that they used.

679
00:29:10,538 --> 00:29:13,082
Great.
Uh, let's see...

680
00:29:15,793 --> 00:29:17,502
Um...

681
00:29:17,503 --> 00:29:19,171
Um, by the way,
earlier in the day,

682
00:29:19,172 --> 00:29:21,214
I found these in the bathroom.

683
00:29:21,215 --> 00:29:23,508
You wouldn't happen to know
who they belong to, would you?

684
00:29:23,509 --> 00:29:26,052
Yeah, I've been looking
everywhere for these.

685
00:29:26,053 --> 00:29:30,223
Where'd you say you found them?
- Um, out in the hall.

686
00:29:36,772 --> 00:29:38,773
- Finley!
- Grandma?

687
00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:40,275
- Finley!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

688
00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:41,985
You can't go there.
You can't go in there.

689
00:29:41,986 --> 00:29:43,236
The hell I can't.

690
00:29:43,237 --> 00:29:45,197
You're gonna have to shoot me
to stop me.

691
00:29:45,198 --> 00:29:46,781
Hey, ma'am, ma'am,
hold on one second.

692
00:29:46,782 --> 00:29:48,533
Your granddaughter
has been arrested

693
00:29:48,534 --> 00:29:49,701
for a very serious crime.

694
00:29:49,702 --> 00:29:51,703
My granddaughter
has also been shot.

695
00:29:51,704 --> 00:29:53,538
And I am the only family
she's got,

696
00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:55,707
so you are gonna let me
into that room.

697
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,834
Yes, ma'am, we...
we can do that.

698
00:29:57,835 --> 00:29:59,544
But I need you to do
something for me.

699
00:29:59,545 --> 00:30:01,338
Finley can help herself
by telling us

700
00:30:01,339 --> 00:30:02,964
the truth about what happened.

701
00:30:02,965 --> 00:30:04,549
Finley needs a lawyer.

702
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:07,385
I've got one on the way.
Now let me see her.

703
00:30:07,386 --> 00:30:09,554
Of course,
but Detective Harper

704
00:30:09,555 --> 00:30:11,765
is gonna pat you down
and hold on to your purse.

705
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:14,059
- Whatever.
- Arms up.

706
00:30:29,742 --> 00:30:32,035
Ava's dead.

707
00:30:32,036 --> 00:30:34,412
What?

708
00:30:34,413 --> 00:30:39,042
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

709
00:30:39,043 --> 00:30:40,794
What's going on?

710
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:43,463
Uh, Finley's grandma
just got here.

711
00:30:43,464 --> 00:30:45,548
Great, I don't need
to make a separate trip.

712
00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:47,384
When the feds finished
processing the prints

713
00:30:47,385 --> 00:30:49,344
from the bank,
one set stood out,

714
00:30:49,345 --> 00:30:52,472
although the last bank
she robbed was in 1983.

715
00:30:52,473 --> 00:30:54,516
Get out.
Finley's mawmaw?

716
00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:56,476
Yeah, she did
a nickel for it.

717
00:30:56,477 --> 00:30:58,812
Got out and never robbed
another bank.

718
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,855
Until today.

719
00:31:03,651 --> 00:31:05,861
Maeve.

720
00:31:10,825 --> 00:31:12,492
It's all my fault.

721
00:31:12,493 --> 00:31:14,869
They did everything right
in life,

722
00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:18,873
and still they were struggling
so much.

723
00:31:18,874 --> 00:31:21,835
It wasn't right.

724
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,628
Put your hands
behind your back.

725
00:31:23,629 --> 00:31:25,297
No, please.

726
00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:27,674
No.

727
00:31:27,675 --> 00:31:29,342
It wasn't right.

728
00:31:31,345 --> 00:31:32,305
No.

729
00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:38,168
- Oh.
- Finally.

730
00:31:38,169 --> 00:31:40,003
- Thank God.
- So much better.

731
00:31:42,173 --> 00:31:43,632
All right.

732
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,842
Good news is that you're free.

733
00:31:45,843 --> 00:31:48,470
And this is the bad news.

734
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,847
All right, if you could
just turn around.

735
00:31:50,848 --> 00:31:52,933
Turn around!

736
00:31:52,934 --> 00:31:54,769
Hands on your head.

737
00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:01,192
Hands behind your back.

738
00:32:03,027 --> 00:32:05,445
Huh.
Must have missed some.

739
00:32:05,446 --> 00:32:06,656
Bruh.

740
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,830
Hey, are you still waiting
for your mom?

741
00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:17,165
Yeah, she's busy.

742
00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,209
Said she'd get me
when she's free.

743
00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,294
She couldn't think of
a safer place for me to wait.

744
00:32:21,295 --> 00:32:23,255
Okay.
Uh, what about your dad?

745
00:32:23,256 --> 00:32:25,173
Oh, he's only "break glass
in case of emergency."

746
00:32:25,174 --> 00:32:26,424
Right.

747
00:32:26,425 --> 00:32:28,176
Well, I just finished
with an arrest,

748
00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:29,803
so I can give you a ride home.

749
00:32:29,804 --> 00:32:31,346
Great.

750
00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,348
Uh, can we go
with the lights and the sirens?

751
00:32:33,349 --> 00:32:35,225
No, but I'll let you
use the radio

752
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:37,102
to tell dispatch
she has a sexy voice.

753
00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:38,853
- Really?
- No.

754
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,149
That your mom?
- No, it's Sam.

755
00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:44,526
"Where's our equipment?

756
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,653
"You weren't supposed
to steal it for real.

757
00:32:46,654 --> 00:32:48,613
I'm not paying you
unless you bring it back."

758
00:32:48,614 --> 00:32:50,407
Second text.

759
00:32:50,408 --> 00:32:52,284
"Ha ha, whoops, sorry.

760
00:32:52,285 --> 00:32:53,868
"That message wasn't for you.

761
00:32:53,869 --> 00:32:55,912
Please don't share it
with anyone."

762
00:32:55,913 --> 00:32:58,415
Prayer hands emoji.

763
00:32:58,416 --> 00:32:59,833
Do I need a lawyer?

764
00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:02,127
That is your right.
Do you have one?

765
00:33:02,128 --> 00:33:05,505
Yes, but he only does
entertainment law.

766
00:33:05,506 --> 00:33:07,465
That's not gonna help you.

767
00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:10,302
Look, not only did you make
false statements to police,

768
00:33:10,303 --> 00:33:13,179
which is punishable
by up to six months in prison,

769
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:16,433
but you also endangered
yourself and your employees.

770
00:33:16,434 --> 00:33:18,184
Look, I am so sorry.

771
00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:20,562
We do crazy stunts
for our shows all the time.

772
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:23,607
I thought I was hiring actors
to play robbers.

773
00:33:23,608 --> 00:33:25,609
They were supposed to interrupt
our game show

774
00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:27,152
with a fake robbery

775
00:33:27,153 --> 00:33:29,446
and then return all of our
stuff a few hours later.

776
00:33:29,447 --> 00:33:31,698
I never thought a casting
breakdown for armed robbers

777
00:33:31,699 --> 00:33:34,701
would attract
actual armed robbers.

778
00:33:36,537 --> 00:33:38,913
And then I was too embarrassed
to say anything,

779
00:33:38,914 --> 00:33:42,500
and now I fully realize
the error of my ways.

780
00:33:42,501 --> 00:33:46,421
Which is great, but it will
still be up to the DA's office

781
00:33:46,422 --> 00:33:48,131
as to whether they want
to press charges.

782
00:33:48,132 --> 00:33:49,507
I can't go to jail.

783
00:33:49,508 --> 00:33:50,884
I couldn't even handle
sleepaway camp.

784
00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:53,470
Look, let's just start

785
00:33:53,471 --> 00:33:56,014
with arresting
the two men that robbed you.

786
00:33:56,015 --> 00:33:58,475
I'm assuming you have names
and numbers.

787
00:33:58,476 --> 00:34:00,852
- I have their Venmos.
- Let's start with that.

788
00:34:00,853 --> 00:34:02,312
Okay.

789
00:34:02,313 --> 00:34:03,604
Robber88.

790
00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:06,858
Okay, well, I should have seen
that one coming.

791
00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:22,749
All right.
What a way to end shift.

792
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,292
As a thank-you,

793
00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,001
paperwork can be turned in
at the top of the day tomorrow.

794
00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:27,545
I'll even add an hour
of OT for those

795
00:34:27,546 --> 00:34:29,381
who want to come in early.
- That's great.

796
00:34:29,382 --> 00:34:31,133
Hey, did you call your mother?
- Mm.

797
00:34:33,259 --> 00:34:35,260
- I'm gonna...
- Yeah, don't we have a...

798
00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:36,554
- Yep.
- Right behind you.

799
00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:41,767
I'm sorry.

800
00:34:41,768 --> 00:34:44,229
I think I just need to get
some closure.

801
00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:46,021
Oh, it's okay.

802
00:34:46,022 --> 00:34:48,274
Look, why don't we clock out
and talk about it at home?

803
00:34:48,275 --> 00:34:50,276
Okay.

804
00:34:50,277 --> 00:34:53,363
I don't know about you,
but all I am thinking about

805
00:34:53,364 --> 00:34:56,324
is a hot bath
and 12 hours of sleep.

806
00:34:56,325 --> 00:34:58,119
Sounds nice.

807
00:35:00,413 --> 00:35:02,081
Are you okay?

808
00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:06,584
Um...

809
00:35:06,585 --> 00:35:08,878
I thought I...

810
00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,797
I could broach this
in a more delicate way,

811
00:35:10,798 --> 00:35:13,633
but after the day we had, I...

812
00:35:13,634 --> 00:35:17,637
I think it's better just
to come out and... and say it.

813
00:35:17,638 --> 00:35:21,391
Is there something going on
with you and Dr. Ashton?

814
00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:23,518
Are you accusing me
of cheating?

815
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:26,896
I'm not accusing you
of anything.

816
00:35:26,897 --> 00:35:28,857
But after seeing

817
00:35:28,858 --> 00:35:32,360
the way you two
act together and...

818
00:35:32,361 --> 00:35:34,196
finding his things
in your car...

819
00:35:36,991 --> 00:35:39,452
I just want to know the truth.

820
00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:44,080
First of all,
you have to believe me

821
00:35:44,081 --> 00:35:46,666
when I say that nothing
has happened between us.

822
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:49,085
Second of all?

823
00:35:49,086 --> 00:35:51,630
I do feel something for him.

824
00:35:54,467 --> 00:35:57,260
I wasn't looking for it.

825
00:35:57,261 --> 00:35:58,970
In our whole marriage,

826
00:35:58,971 --> 00:36:01,181
I've never even thought
about anyone else.

827
00:36:01,182 --> 00:36:06,019
But this past year,
the world has opened up for me.

828
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,979
I finished school.
I got this job.

829
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,522
You met another man.

830
00:36:09,523 --> 00:36:12,025
It is not that simple.

831
00:36:12,026 --> 00:36:15,904
Am I attracted to him?
Yes.

832
00:36:15,905 --> 00:36:17,947
But that doesn't mean that
I was planning on acting on it.

833
00:36:17,948 --> 00:36:19,199
Doesn't mean you weren't.

834
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,201
Otherwise
you would have said that.

835
00:36:21,202 --> 00:36:24,037
Wade, please, I'm...

836
00:36:24,038 --> 00:36:26,581
I am trying to be honest, and...
and I'm making a mess of it

837
00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:29,626
because I don't...
I don't really know how I feel.

838
00:36:29,627 --> 00:36:31,544
I...

839
00:36:31,545 --> 00:36:33,922
If you hadn't confronted me
about Oliver,

840
00:36:33,923 --> 00:36:36,424
there is a good chance I would
have worked through all of this

841
00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:38,427
without you ever knowing.
- I do know!

842
00:36:40,596 --> 00:36:43,640
It's breaking my heart.
Just...

843
00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:51,940
So what you need to tell me

844
00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:54,943
is that whatever it is you feel

845
00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:57,028
for this man...

846
00:36:57,029 --> 00:37:00,198
it's over as of now.

847
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,577
And your hesitation
gives me my answer.

848
00:37:04,578 --> 00:37:06,079
Here, take this.

849
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,998
- Wade.
- I need to take a walk.

850
00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:11,543
- And then what?
- I don't know.

851
00:37:18,795 --> 00:37:21,755
So officially end of shift.

852
00:37:21,756 --> 00:37:25,092
Did you decide whether or not
I'm a lost cause?

853
00:37:25,093 --> 00:37:28,136
I want to hear
your thoughts first.

854
00:37:28,137 --> 00:37:31,223
Okay, well, I think I made
some real progress today,

855
00:37:31,224 --> 00:37:32,975
even though it wasn't close
to perfect.

856
00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:34,351
Stop.

857
00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:36,436
You do know not everything
is about you, right?

858
00:37:36,437 --> 00:37:38,814
I don't want to hear
your own self-analysis.

859
00:37:38,815 --> 00:37:41,900
I want to hear what you thought
about me, your rookie.

860
00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:43,443
Oh.

861
00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:45,862
Can I not do that?

862
00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:47,948
All right.

863
00:37:47,949 --> 00:37:49,700
I'd say
you're pretty knowledgeable

864
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,201
for a rookie officer.

865
00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,161
You have natural instincts.

866
00:37:53,162 --> 00:37:55,581
Though I can sometimes feel
your urge to take over,

867
00:37:55,582 --> 00:37:57,291
I appreciate that you don't.

868
00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:59,209
Your willingness
to trust your TO

869
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,544
and give him a second chance,

870
00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:02,838
even when you think
you might know better...

871
00:38:02,839 --> 00:38:06,216
when you most definitely do
know better...

872
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,343
is admirable.

873
00:38:09,345 --> 00:38:12,348
- Okay, thanks.
- Now it's your turn, right?

874
00:38:14,434 --> 00:38:16,393
Wait, so...
so what does that mean?

875
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:18,061
Do I get to stay,
or should I go home?

876
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,813
See you tomorrow.

877
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,738
all: Happy first day!

878
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,780
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

879
00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:30,782
We wanted to do
something special

880
00:38:30,783 --> 00:38:32,993
to celebrate
your first day back on patrol.

881
00:38:32,994 --> 00:38:35,078
You guys, you...

882
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:38,665
you are terrible,
wonderful people,

883
00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:40,459
and I love you.

884
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:43,086
We love you, too, and
you're gonna get through this.

885
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:45,797
Thank you. Wow, you guys
really did not have to do this.

886
00:38:45,798 --> 00:38:47,883
But I am glad that you did.

887
00:38:47,884 --> 00:38:50,636
It's not something I ever would
have thought to celebrate.

888
00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:53,388
To be fair, you are not big
on festivities of any kind.

889
00:38:53,389 --> 00:38:55,390
I only found out
when your birthday was

890
00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:56,892
because I called your mama.

891
00:38:56,893 --> 00:38:58,769
And I am still kind of mad
at you for that.

892
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,146
- Me too, and so is Wesley.
- I'm not.

893
00:39:01,147 --> 00:39:03,899
Okay, so I assume that
this is not just decorations,

894
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,942
that there is some sort
of sustenance

895
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:07,903
and... and possible
adult beverages.

896
00:39:07,904 --> 00:39:09,112
I'm on it.

897
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,239
Thank you, guys,
for being here.

898
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,534
But just to clarify,
I do want to be in my bed

899
00:39:14,535 --> 00:39:16,870
in an hour, so...
- Oh, yeah, we'll be long gone.

900
00:39:16,871 --> 00:39:19,247
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.

901
00:39:19,248 --> 00:39:20,707
O-okay.

902
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:22,417
All right, Mom.

903
00:39:22,418 --> 00:39:24,002
Bye.

904
00:39:24,003 --> 00:39:25,629
I did it.

905
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,547
It is handled.

906
00:39:27,548 --> 00:39:29,966
That took too long
to have been easy.

907
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,344
Is she okay?
Are you okay?

908
00:39:32,345 --> 00:39:34,388
- Yeah. No, I'm... I'm great.
- Okay.

909
00:39:34,389 --> 00:39:36,765
It actually... no, it went
a lot easier than expected.

910
00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:39,935
She understood the whole
boundaries issue pretty quickly

911
00:39:39,936 --> 00:39:42,396
and, uh, acknowledged
that she can get overexcited.

912
00:39:42,397 --> 00:39:44,940
Doesn't blame you or me...
just blames technology

913
00:39:44,941 --> 00:39:47,275
for being too fun
to experience alone.

914
00:39:47,276 --> 00:39:49,319
Wow.
Okay.

915
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,071
It sounds like it went great.
- Yeah.

916
00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:53,323
Well, what took
so long, then?

917
00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,075
We started talking
about a lot of other stuff.

918
00:39:55,076 --> 00:39:56,993
- Like what?
- Nosy.

919
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,662
Come on, tell...
if you want to tell me.

920
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:03,375
Um, work,
uh, childhood memories...

921
00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:05,210
- Mm.
- You.

922
00:40:05,211 --> 00:40:08,130
It was nice.
- Yeah.

923
00:40:08,131 --> 00:40:10,716
I-I bet you guys have a lot
to catch up on.

924
00:40:10,717 --> 00:40:12,759
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, she did...

925
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,594
she told me
all about her weekly trips

926
00:40:14,595 --> 00:40:16,179
to the Farmers Market.

927
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,889
Oh, and she told me all
about her friend Linda,

928
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:19,433
who, uh, has been acting like...

929
00:40:19,434 --> 00:40:21,435
and this is
in my mother's words...

930
00:40:21,436 --> 00:40:24,104
a-a shrewd bitch with a stick
shoved so far up her ass.

931
00:40:24,105 --> 00:40:25,647
Yeah, I heard about Linda.

932
00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:27,441
And, honestly,
I agree with your mother.

933
00:40:27,442 --> 00:40:29,067
She has to go.

934
00:40:29,068 --> 00:40:32,446
How'd you hear about that?
That was not on the group chat.

935
00:40:32,447 --> 00:40:34,823
Nope.
I...

936
00:40:34,824 --> 00:40:37,159
Um...

937
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,578
I am on a separate
group thread

938
00:40:39,579 --> 00:40:41,246
with just your mom and Genny.

939
00:40:41,247 --> 00:40:43,707
- You are unbelievable.
- Wait. No, stop.

940
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,042
To be fair, I did not start
that one... Genny did.

941
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:48,128
But now I have two
of my main sources

942
00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,297
for vintage Tim photos
in the same place,

943
00:40:50,298 --> 00:40:52,007
so that's very nice for me.
- Oh, God.

944
00:40:52,008 --> 00:40:53,717
Okay, so do I have to talk
to Genny now, too?

945
00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:55,302
No, no.

946
00:40:55,303 --> 00:40:59,014
But if you have
that powder-blue prom suit

947
00:40:59,015 --> 00:41:00,974
lying around,
that would be nice.

948
00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:03,685
Okay, I'm sure I could dig
it up from somewhere.

949
00:41:03,686 --> 00:41:04,978
- Wow.
- Yeah.

950
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,950
- Hello?
- I'm in the bedroom.

951
00:41:21,704 --> 00:41:23,705
I thought you couldn't be
home for another week.

952
00:41:23,706 --> 00:41:25,165
I moved some things around.

953
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,459
- Are you naked under there?
- 100%.

954
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:31,213
With the caveat that I have
to go back in 36 hours.

955
00:41:31,214 --> 00:41:33,256
We can get a lot done
in 36 hours.

956
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,799
We can.

957
00:41:37,512 --> 00:41:39,971
Just one...

958
00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:42,057
Yes, sir,
is everything all right?

959
00:41:42,058 --> 00:41:44,392
No.

960
00:41:44,393 --> 00:41:46,354
Luna and I are in a bad place.

961
00:41:49,357 --> 00:41:51,233
I don't...

962
00:41:51,234 --> 00:41:53,527
I don't know
what our future looks like.

963
00:41:53,528 --> 00:41:55,737
<i>I'm here at a hotel bar,</i>

964
00:41:55,738 --> 00:41:58,406
<i>where I'll be staying
for who knows how long.</i>

965
00:41:58,407 --> 00:42:00,033
Sounds like you
need some company.

966
00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:02,494
I'll be right there.
<i>- Thanks.</i>

967
00:42:02,495 --> 00:42:05,789
Maybe not right there.

968
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,332
Wait, John...

969
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,959
He won't be any more sad
in 40 minutes

970
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,877
than he would have been in 20.

971
00:42:10,878 --> 00:42:13,923
That's true.

972
00:42:50,543 --> 00:42:51,419
<i>Damn it.</i>


